Please conduct yourself as a gentleman, arrive on time (neither early nor late) and be freshly showered. You are welcome to use my shower both before and after a session. You must be over the age of 21. I'm sorry, but use of excessive alcohol or any sort of illegal substances will result in the immediate termination of our appointment.

Lastly, please feel free to express your needs, wants and desires with me during our session. Prior to our session, however, I cannot engage in any graphic or explicit discussions with you either on the phone or via email.